A gif of a kid’s ice cream flying sideways off the cone for no reason.

When I saw the first Sonic movie, it was out of morbid curiosity. Surely there was no way the studio could have salvaged what was sure to be a trainwreck, another cash-grab live action film preying on nostalgia with no meaningful substance to speak of.

Boy, was I wrong.

The first movie wasn’t perfect. It had a few too many dated jokes and Fortnite dances. It was a little generic. But it wasn’t remotely bad. It was, in fact, a somewhat touching tale about a blue alien finding a family in a faraway land, and learning to stop running (lol) and stand up to protect what was important to him. Classic shonen manga stuff.

Sonic 2 built on this and reached new heights. While still not perfect, with some minor pacing issues, it reached new levels of emotional resonance and cinematic fight scene special effects glory.

Sonic 3 was a string of bad, loosely-connected jokes and fanservice bone-throws.

Plot Structure

(A detailed side-by-side scene-by-scene breakdown of each film in table form will go here)

Sonic 2 Plot Analysis

Sonic 3 Plot Analysis

Narrative Continuity

Following Through on Post-Credits Scenes

The Inexplicable Degradation of Eggman

The Inexcusable Degradation of Stone

The Blatant Disrespect to the Knuckles Miniseries

Jim Carrey

Dancing

CGI Cybernetic Insect Augmentations?

Post-Credits Scenes

Revision History

  • 2025-06-20: Rough outline
  • 2025-06-21: Ice cream gif